fitnessluvr:

asshole-tier:

truepac:

DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS 

 someone could be thinking this about you right now you never know

yeah right

(Source: hempura, via spikes-and-singlets)

4thofjulys:

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

(Source: literallyrad, via catchingdreamsandautumnbreezes)

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

(via suffonsified)

invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

(via steph-and-georgie)

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

(via steph-and-georgie)